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Playful Pokes at the PC (i.e., Its Primary OS)
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Just 'cuz bugs outnumber humans, does that make
them better?
Windows ... of Opportunity?
This page dates back to circa 2001-2002, before I became immersed in the Windows world.
More so then than now, it was commonplace for Mac users to bash Windows, and vice versa. However, I support both platforms and,
until about 2012, did a majority of my creative work on the Mac. So let the jokes from that early era begin, I guess. I now do a majority of my work in Windows 7® and Windows 10® and, regardless, Bill Gates (and Satya Nadella) is/are none the worse for wear. The software box said I needed "Windows95© or better" so I bought a Mac. "Intel© Inside": The world's most widely used warning label. To see tomorrow's PC, look at today's Macintosh. BYTE Magazine "Never ask a man what sort of computer he drives. If it's a Mac, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him?" ... Tom Clancy
I don't do "Usually Mac users are able to solve most of their problems without any "help from us." BellSouth ISP Tech Support
Customer: "I'm running Windows98©." Tech Support: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech Support: "Yes, you said that."
Windows98© 32-bit extensions and graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition. Mac users often swear by their Macs, whereas PC users often swear at their PCs. ... List server provided by Lyris
An anecdote from the 8/4/98 QuadList serve: "I just started a new job, Monday morning I go in and fire up my lovely new Wintel Box, it makes a few noises and then tells me "Unable to find Keyboard. Please press the F1 key or DELETE."
Now, it just told me my keyboard was not there and yet I am now
supposed to press a key to continue? Never a Windows box at my house,
never."
Designation at a PC help site: Diagnosis "PEBKAC" "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair." Other Links [from circa 2001, so some may be inoperative until I revise or remove them]: | |||